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Monday, 8 December 2014

Diawin

My mum, sister and I were at my sister's flat tonight for dinner and my mum was just checking her blood sugar levels at my sister's table with its brand-new white cloth with reindeer on it…

Mum: oohh sorry, I've just got some blood on the cloth…
Sister: what?!
Mum: it's ok, it's very strategically placed, it's on the nose of one of the reindeer so he looks like 
           Rudolf…
Sister: mum!!
Me: *has a look* I don't see anything…
Mum: got ya!

#diawin