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Sunday, 9 November 2014

Mancunian Monday: Overheard on the Train

(4 men at a table, one was on his phone, the others were having a much less censored version of this conversation)
Man 1: that bird last night..
Man 2: what bird last night?
Man 1: ..oh I mean the bird the night before..
Man 3: you were with me then.
Man 1: ..or maybe the night before that..
Man 2: you went home..alone..
Man 1: oh well maybe it was a few weeks ago..
Man 4: (comes off the phone) I thought you told me you were a virgin..?
Man 1: ..er..er..er..nahhhhh you're imagining things..
Man 2: not unlike you, then!

#mightneedsomecreamforthatburn