Overheard in… a Church

Child: so Jesus was born in a stable?

Lady: yes.

Child: why?

Lady: well, there wasn't any room at any of the houses or inns in the town.

Child: what's an inn?

Lady: it's like a hotel.

Child: did he try Travelodge?

Lady: er I don't think so..

Child: hmm..it is rather horrible, I guess.

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